New day, new mystery to ponder. Who seems to have taken credit for so many things over the years. Horton hears a who. Who are you (grammatically, shouldn’t this be “who is you”?). Who dunnit. Who’s on first. Who is that masked man. Who wrote the book of love. Who put the bop in the bop shebop shebop and the ram in the rama lama ding dong.
This is a lot to accomplish! Not to mention all those little misdeeds and faux pas. Who forgot to put the milk back in the fridge, left the toys on the floor, let the dogs out, and neglected to put the toilet seat back down. And just when you want to cut a little slack, you find out who was in his right mind! But who’s sorry, and who cares. Now who can argue that (often does), but who’s with me. And who knew!!
(Aaahhh, the power of punctuation!)