A gazillion years ago, yours truly had an old LP record album entitled “Inside Shelley Berman”. Berman was a comedian many of whose bits involved his sitting on a stool having imaginary phone conversations. But sometimes he just chatted with the audience. One of my favorites involved plurals such as one blouse, two blice; one kleenex, several kleenexes (pronounced kleen-ess-eez); one goof, a group of geef; three jackii.
Just had to share.