Dominic was telling his brother Luigi about his honeymoon trip:
Aah, Luigi, the wedding was-a beautiful. And for our honeymoon-a, we scheduled a train trip down-a the east-a coast-a to Florida. My beautiful bride-a Virginia, she pack-a a beautiful picnic-a basket with a delicious lunch-a and a nice-a bottle of wine-a and a big-a cigar for me. We get on-a the train and ride-a for awhile. Then my beautiful bride-a Virginia, she take-a out the picnic basket and start-a to fix our lunch-a. And the conductor, he come-a by and clap-a his hands and say, “No, no, no! You can’t-a eat-a in this-a car-a. You have-a to eat in the dining car-a”. So Virginia, she pack-a the lunch-a back in the basket, and we go-a to the dining car-a and have our delicious lunch-a. After lunch-a I start-a to pour-a the fine-a wine-a, but the conductor come-a by and clap-a his hands and say, “No, no, no! You can’t-a drink wine-a in the dining car-a. You have-a to drink in the club-a car-a”. So me and my beautiful bride-a Virginia take-a the wine-a to the club-a car-a and enjoy a nice-a drink-a. After the wine-a, I take out my big-a cigar and start-a to light it up. But the conductor come-a by and clap-a his hands and say, “No, no, no! You can’t-a smoke-a in the club-a car-a. You gotta go to the smoking car-a”. So we go to the smoking car-a, I smoke-a my big cigar, and-a we decide we are gonna go to the sleeping car-a. So we go to the sleeping car-a, and just as we’re about to consummate our marriage, the train-a stops-a suddenly, and the conductor yells-a on the loud-a speaker, “Norfolk-a, Virginia!” Next-a time-a, I’m just-a gonna drive down.

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