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Motorcycles, Manners, and Famous People I Didn’t Know I Met

At the flat track races, members of the pit crew have certain responsibilities.  Mine included scrubbing leathers, making sandwiches, occasionally making a run to buy a tire, and–most importantly–taking lap times.  (Modern technology, with transponders, has actually made my one-time big job almost obsolete, although I’ve proudly gotta tell ya, with my trusty manual stopwatches, I could come up with times consistent with what the computers got to the thousandth of a second.)

Back in 1993 (I think), our race team headed off for the Springfield Mile, a twice-annual Grand National Dirt Track race held at the state fairgrounds in Springfield, Illinois.  I don’t recall whether this was the Memorial Day race or the Labor Day weekend, but it was always a major event pulling spectators from all over the United States.  The slick mile dirt track is one of the nation’s fastest and most exciting.  As usual we got set up in the pits and got to work with our prospective tasks — son (the racer), dad (the mechanic), and mom (queen of the stopwatches).  Shortly after we began setting up our area, an announcement came over the loudspeaker that there would be some special events occurring that day.  A movie about motorcycle racing was being filmed, and there would be cameras around to record racing footage as well as crowd scenes.  Spectators would have opportunities to be in the movie as part of the crowd, and there would be some film sequences captured of fans cheering.  Lots of extra excitement for the fans.  Racers and crews were all busy prepping to go for the big bucks.  (Actually, motorcycle dirt track racing does not really pay big bucks when the risk and expense are considered.  These amazing guys do it because they love it.  Racers usually start off as kids, and it’s often a family event to begin with.  Even when the guys get a factory ride, family is always helping out somewhere. Case closed.)

So off I went to position myself for the best view to get lap times — a platform that was the roof of a building that houses real restrooms (not port-a-pots!) and leads to the tunnel that goes under the track from the infield to the grandstand/fairground area.  With me, of course, I had my handy stopwatches (two Robic watches that would give individual lap times; one watch for each hand as I could never manage three watches on a clipboard like some of the gals) and my handy-dandy lap time notebook to list the laps of as many of the fastest riders as I could capture.  This information is crucial to gearing decisions and mechanical changes that must be made to keep up with changing track conditions as the day wears on.  Sunblock, shades, and caps are also important as hours in the sun can be grueling.

All decked out, watches in each hand, notebook balanced on an arm….here we go!  Practice starts.  Diligently I am getting riders on the clock and doing lag times (to most efficiently get the maximum numbers of riders feasible).  A row of folks with watches gathering data.  At my left side I become aware of a young woman who is watching intently but without a stopwatch.  Eventually she took advantage of a brief break in the action to ask me which rider was Geo Roeder (George Roeder, Jr., often a crowd favorite as his dad had also been a grand national competitor).  I indicated the number 66 plate on Roeder’s bike, and the fan continued to watch intently.  Eventually, she was joined by a tall scruffy guy in dusty black leathers, also an apparent Roeder fan.  He looked vaguely familiar, but a lot of fans follow the racing circuit, so we see the same folks all over the U.S.  As practice went on, the tall guy started asking questions…about Roeder, about the other racers, about times, etc.  My job was to keep times for my rider, so….I kept taking times and ignoring the intruder.  (Felt kinda bad about it, but — hey, I had work to do.)

Practice over, mission accomplished (albeit with a bit of annoyance), I hustled back down to our pit area with the times.  As there was a break in the action while riders prepared for the upcoming qualifying heat races, the movie cameramen were filming crowd action scenes, and the announcer proceeded to share information about the movie which was entitled “Ride with the Wind” and was being produced by Craig T. Nelson (of TV show “Coach” fame).  The story line involved a washed-up, jaded motorcycle racer who, as the result of a crash, ended up in the hospital where he met a child being treated for cancer…and the child’s mom.  The story would go on from there.  The announcer pulled some people up onto the platform where I’d been timing for interviews to fill the gap in the program.  He told the audience that Craig T. Nelson would be playing the part of Tim Shelby, the racer, and that his stunt double would be Geo Roeder.  I glanced up toward the platform to get a gander at the goings-on and saw a back view of a tall scruffy guy with dusty black leathers that had the name Shelby and the  number 66 on the back.   I turned to my husband who was also looking at the platform and asked, “So Roeder is the stunt double for Craig T. Nelson, and that’s him they’re interviewing?” to which he nodded in the affirmative.  I smiled and replied, “Remember that guy I told you I was rude to?”……

And that’s the story of how I met one of the famous people in my life.

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Sharing Shelley Berman’s Plurals…

A gazillion years ago, yours truly had an old LP record album entitled “Inside Shelley Berman”. Berman was a comedian many of whose bits involved his sitting on a stool having imaginary phone conversations. But sometimes he just chatted with the audience. One of my favorites involved plurals such as one blouse, two blice; one kleenex, several kleenexes (pronounced kleen-ess-eez); one goof, a group of geef; three jackii.
Just had to share.

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Reflections on a Metaphysical Society Presentation…What the heck is happening?…

A number of years ago, I attended a meeting of a local metaphysical society in which the presenter of the month talked about extraterrestrial life and preparation for the future.

The speaker prefaced the talk with a quote from Arthur C. Clarke: “Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.” What an immense thing to ponder. The expanse which is our universe…what might exist beyond our universe…the magnitude of that realization!

In the current trying times, that presentation has returned to mind in a frightening way. Elements that were discussed included the entertainment media and preparation for events to come. The speaker alluded to films that featured space travel, UFOs, and the like. Essentially, the message was that events of the future were somehow foreshadowed by books and films to get us ready for the changes. Recent trends in movies (superheroes, galaxies, horror films, apocalypse films), if the speaker’s premise were true, signify a bleak outlook. Such movies tends to bother me tremendously, so I avoid most of them. And so I am not ready. Not ready for a dismal future. Not prepared for the nightmare of today.

The age-old question — does art imitate life, or does life imitate art? And even bigger questions — how did we get here, why are we here, and what is happening? Are we being taken over? If so, by whom or by what? We tend to humanize our visions of other beings. But there are a myriad life forms, and we can’t fathom them all. Per Wikipedia, “stromatolites or stromatoliths (from Greek στρῶμα strōma “layer, stratum” (GEN στρώματος strōmatos), and λίθος lithos “rock”) are layered mounds, columns, and sheet-like sedimentary rocks that were originally formed by the growth of layer upon layer of cyanobacteria, a single-celled photosynthesizing microbe”. A recent television program cited stromatolite found in reefs off Australia as the first form of life on our planet. Stromatolite is now basically sedimentary rock.

We are limited to the knowledge that is available to us. But we are learning and discovering additional information every day. Even as we begin to know the unknown, there is still the greater unknown.

I might not want to know…  Or I might want to hold my faith that, yes, there is something bigger; and, yes, it is a good something.  If movies can script our future, so can we ourselves.  So gather strength and faith and charge forward with positive thoughts, noble intent, love, kindness, and courage.  We need to shape a better world.   (And in the meantime, I may want to make friends with the chunk of stromatolite on my nightstand.)

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Today’s Word…word

Per Merriam Webster, a word is “a speech sound or series of speech sounds that symbolizes and communicates a meaning usually without being divisible into smaller units capable of independent use”. I like this definition…to a point…but I also enjoy breaking a word down into smaller units, sometimes capable of independent use.  ‘Cause that’s good ol’ Thelminian fun!

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Today’s Word…twitch

Twitch — a nervous tic (a neurotic bug, as if calm bugs weren’t enough of a problem).
tWitch — Stephen “tWitch” Boss, freestyle hiphop dancer, featured in several movies including the Stomp and Step on Up film; married to dancer Allison Holker with whom he hosts Disney’s Fairytale Weddings; runner up on So You Think You Can Dance (hope it’s back on soon!), and has appeared on Ellen Degeneres’ TV shows.